Archive for December, 2003
Are you Happy with your wash? How should I know, I’m a dog.
The weekend is yet again upon us, and the time to make free with the cleaning has arrived.
Due to my lazy bitchdom I employ the services of a cleaner (who I have met several times, who speaks very little English and who I am fanatically scared of. I know not why, but it just [...]
Posted: December 20th, 2003 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 7
Suffering
Oh how I suffer for my art…
First there is cramp…if serialised as an unsuccessful film series potentially called “Cramp…It comes at night”. As the clock slowly ticks towards midnight, and my body completes its happy shutdown for the night, a slight tickling appears in my leg. Only moments later the full fury of my obviously [...]
Posted: December 16th, 2003 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 5
Booze
Hot damn – sherry makes a man mean.
that is all.
Posted: December 14th, 2003 under Uncategorized.
Comments: none
Personality Tests
ENTP – “Inventor”. Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.
Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality Test
That’s what I hoped it’d say. I hope this doesn’t mean that I can now slew personality tests to what I want them to be…or do I…
Posted: December 3rd, 2003 under Uncategorized.
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